My 2006 - 2007 Bollywood Film Awards - Cyberkitty Oscar'sWe welcome the rich and famous to the 2006 - 2007 Indian Bollywood Film Awards on the red carpet of cyberspace as they arrive at the grand hall of meowlife.blogspot.com for a gala evening of some of showbiz's best. Who will be deserving enough to take home a golden Cyberkitty statuette ? Our host Cyberkitty takes you through this year's list of winners at the 2006 Indian Bollywood Film Awards.
Cyberkitty : As the year ends, it's time for me to announce the winners of the 2006 - 2007 Bollywood Film Awards of India. First the boring ones -
Achievement in Cinematography - Sudeep Chatterjee for Dor
Best Visual Effects - X-Men 3 The Last Stand ( Just could not give this award to a low down Hindi film)
Achievement in costume design - Ahista Ahista
Achievement in film editing - Shirish Kunder for Jaan-e-mann
Achievement in choreography - Ganesh Acharya for 36 Chinatown
Achievement in makeup - Jaan-e-mann for Salman Khan's variety of disguises.
Adapted screenplay - Shyam Goel for 36 China Town
Achievement in music - Pritam for Gangster
And now for the Bollywood Film Awards you have all been waiting for.
Performance by an actress in a leading role - Kareena Kapoor for Chup Chup Ke
Performance by an actress in a supporting role - can't think of anyone who deserves it.
Performance by an actor in a leading role - Salman Khan for Jaan-e-mann
Performance by an actor in a supporting role - Rajpal Yadav for all his movies this year ( 5 )
Best Acting Debut - Upen Patel for 36 China Town
Best foreign language film of the year - Pirates of the Carribean Dead Man's Chest
Movie That Should Have Been India's Entry For The Hollywood Oscars - Yun Hota To Kya Hota
Achievement in Direction - Abbas-Mastan for 36 China Town
Best Motion Picture of the Year - Arty - Dor
Best Motion Picture of the Year - Commercial - 36 China Town
Only, the films I have seen this year were eligible for a Cyberkitty award. As you may have noticed there is no award for original screenplay or original music score - this is because all Indian bollywood films are copied, plagiarised or inspired by either a novel, foreign film, old movie or regional flick.
Here are some dishonourable mentions (Cyberkitty Razzies)
Worst Actress - Rani Mukherjee for overreacting and showing extreme emotions.
Worst Actor - Abhishek Bachchan for Bluffmaster, Umrao Jaan, Dhoom and whichever other movie he spoilt.
Worst Script - Don
Worst Director - Karan Johar for Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna
Worst Movie - Rang De Basanti
So, what do you think ??
I completely disagree with you. It's showing not understanding film and it's relative stuffs,I'm sorry.
ReplyDeleteHey happy new year.......
ReplyDeleteakshay kumar was better than sallu in jaanemann
ReplyDeletehappy new year
My nomination for Best Lyricist: Gulzar for Jaan-e-Mann
ReplyDeleteHey.. i need to disagree.. only one award I would agree with - Dor. Though of course, its not all arty arty at all. Its hajaar entertaining as well.
ReplyDeleteThis year also saw some other good films.. Corporate, Kabul Express..
at least a couple of disagreements in the dishonourables... but thats cool.. happy new year to you :)
ReplyDeleteWOW thats a cool way to remember 2006! I liked the idea of cyberkitty award :D...keep it up gal
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year 2007
Cheers
I guess I have a LOTTT of catching up to do on my Movie Viewing...
ReplyDeleteThe first step is to look for a better paying Job... so that I can buy those Rs:175/- Tickets...
;-)
Ra.
u are an ass to think that Rani Mukherjee was the worst actress. That dumb ass Kareena Kapoor could be the worst or even Aishwarya Rai. I therefore totally disagree with u.
ReplyDeleteHAHA DATZ RITE RANI IZ DA WORST ACTRESS...PRIETY ZINTA SHUD B ON DA LIST BRO N HRITHIK ROSHAN!!
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