Monday, November 27, 2006

Don and Bas Ek Pal - Movie Reviews

Weekend Movie Review of Don - the Chase Begins Again and Bas Ek Pal

This weekend I watched the pirated DVD's on cable television of two movies - Don The Chase Begins Again (featuring Shah Rukh Khan, Kareena Kapoor, Priyanka Chopra and Isha Koppikar) and Bas Ek Pal ( starring Juhi Chawla, Urmila Matondkar, Sanjay Suri and Jimmy Shergill). Well, this is how I rated them -

don the chase begins again bas ek palDon - The Chase Begins Again - 2/10 - a remake of the Amitabh Bachchan flick of the same name, Don - The Chase Begins Again was as big a dissappointment as I thought it would be. Shah Rukh Khan looks incredibily ugly and haggard and as for the rest - no one could act. Shah Rukh Khan's cackling laughter really got on my nerves and I kept flicking the channel for relief. Bad script, no character development - everything copied from here and there. Just shows just what a lack of imagination the director had. A sorry imitation of a classic film interspersed with sequences and a signature tune from James Bond. The worst part was the ending - with the real Don being alive and Vijay being dead - Shah Rukh Khan trying to win it all...what a humbug !


don the chase begins again bas ek palBas Ek Pal - 2/10 - Bas Ek Pal (just one second) is basically a boring movie about relationships and lots of rona dhona (crying scenes). The acting of everyone is mediocre and the script is downright weird. The story is dark but makes no sense. In the end three main characters die - Sanjay Suri, Juhi Chawla and her crazy husband 'Steve' who shoots himself in the head. The only good thing about Bas Ek Pal was that one song which made it to the top on most music countdown shows.

A lousy weekend ! Don - The Chase Begins Again truly sucked and Bas Ek Pal was no better either ! Did you see these movies ?

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Carter Road, Byculla Accidents in Mumbai - Pavement Dwellers Killed

Accidents in Mumbai at Carter Road, Hill Road and Byculla

mumbai accident carter road byculla mazagaon hill road accidents salman khan car santro toyota landcruiserFirst things first, here are the facts of the three accidents involving cars and pavement dwellers -

1. Byculla Accident - 19th November - A 20-year-old student was arrested on Sunday night after his Santro knocked down two by-standers and then crashed into a roadside shanty at Byculla -Mazagaon, injuring three others, including a woman.

2. Carter Road, Bandra Accident - 12th November - Six people in a Toyota Corolla ram into hutments made of brick and tin housing migrant labourers, killing seven and injuring others.

3. Hill Road, Bandra Accident - three people in a Land cruiser (Salman Khan) ran over pavement dwellers killing one person.

There may have been many more pavement dweller accidents in Mumabi but they may not have got enough media coverage. The main question is who is responsible. An old saying goes, "taali dono haathon se bajti hain" meaning that it takes two hands to clap. The Mumbai accident drivers cannot be squarely blamed, as others including the accident victims share equal responsiblity.

1. The Drivers - may or may not have been drunk. An accident can happen to anyone especially at night. A lot depends on the condition of the road - potholes, reflectors, street lights, barriers etc. If there is no pavement, a car has to crash into something else - a ditch, field, pavement or shanties.

2. The Contractors - According to DNA news, Tiruppan a migrant worker said, "50 workers had been staying along the Carter Road for the last two years." Premachandran Sakhiram, another worker said, “It is the contractor who gives us a temporary shelter. And it gets relocated to different locations according to contract.” The contractors shoulder a large part of the blame for the Mumbai accident. If they hire people for building flyovers, bridges etc. they should make adequate housing arrangements or allow them to live in rooms of the building they are constructing like in Delhi. This is surely affordable as homes and offices in Mumbai are sold for crores making billionaires out of construction companies.

Listen in Marwari businessmen - it does not pay to squeeze out the last rupee of profit from every avenue. There are plenty of Mumbai residents without work who have a home in the city. Why don't you hire them instead of importing poor people from villages in Andhra Pradesh. You are paying these migrant workers a pittance for their labour and forcing them to fend for themselves on the streets. Giving Mumbaikars the job at a slightly higher pay won't lose you much cash ! A Pavement is a public place and no one should be allowed to sleep, far less build shanties on it.

3. The Local Police - Encroachments on the pavement are illegal, and if they have existed for two years, then the cops are at fault for not asking them to move. When these huts block pavement space, then the taxpayers who paid for these sidewalks are forced to endanger their lives by walking on the road. The police was most probably being paid by the contractors and getting 'hafta' (bribe) from the pavement dwellers as well, which is why they allow this to happen under their noses.

4. The Politicians/Administrators - kept silent because they need funds from the building contractors to fight the next election. Since the migrant workers are not registered voters in theMumbai area, they know they won't lose any votes - Listen in Mr. Vilasrao Deshmukh.

5. The Pavement Dwellers - You don't have to be literate to have common sense. If you can see cars travelling at such a speed why the heck are you still sleeping on the main road ? OK, maybe there is lack of housing, but then you should sleep on the inner roads, beaches...anywhere else but the main road. This 'chalta hai' bindaas (everything goes, nothing will happen to us) attitude just won't do. Those who have never driven a car, just don't understand how much effort it takes to control one. Though I haven't seen pavement dwellers in Delhi, there are many people who thoughtlessly dart out in front of speeding cars to cross the road, not bothering about subways, signals, zebra crossings etc. These folks are just looking for trouble.

6. Road Constructors - if the road has many twists and turns like Carter and Hill Road or is coming off a flyover like Byculla there should be adequate safety measures. There should be speed bumps, reflectors, road strips or barriers. The pavement should be atleast 10 inches high with an iron railing around it. (unlike Mumbai which has three inch or no pavements)

7. Taj Land's End Hotel/ J W Marriott - if a customer is walking out drunk from the hotel, why is the valet giving him the car keys ?

8. NGO's and Church Authorities - who provide stuff to pavement dwellers and migrant labourers and encourage them to stay in roadside shanties. Instead of blabbing how you help the poor and hiring a lawyer to prosecute the rich drivers, why don't you take long term action and file a case against the construction companies/police/administration ? Do the rich and powerful scare you now ?

Other points to note -

1. Did the victims die of accident injuries or due to suffocation and injuries resulting out of the bricks and tin sheets falling on them ?

2. Who does not drink ? If the drivers were drunk then were the pavement dwellers at Carter Road, Byculla or Hill Road sober ? Drinking and sleeping in public places like a sidewalk can get you arrested in most countries.

3. In foreign countries there are strict laws against drinking over the permissable limit and driving. There are proper streets and pavements. Similarly there are laws against jaywalking, illegal construction and labour laws. India has laws but nobody follows them, so how can you prosecute only the car drivers if everyone is at fault too ?

So, what do you think about the Mumbai accidents at Byculla, Carter Road and Hill Road ?

Monday, November 20, 2006

Pyaar Ke Side Effects, Sandwich - Movie Reviews

Movie Review of Pyaar Ke Side Effects and Sandwich

Here are the movie reviews of two movies I saw last weekend - Pyaar ke side effects and Sandwich. My Tata Indicom - VSNL connection was down for the past one week and I just could not risk posting or moderating comments from office. I thought I'd relax and watch two comedies and this is what I thought of them -

pyaar ke side effects sandwich movie reviewPyaar Ke Side Effects - 2/10 - ( the side effects of love) - starring Rahul Bose and Mallika Sherawat. Other than the music, there was nothing good about this film. Script with unrealistic English dialogue, awful acting by Rahul 'open mouth' Bose and the same ghisa pita (often repeated) story - hero running off with the bride on her wedding day.


pyaar ke side effects sandwich movie reviewSandwich - 5/10 - Sandwich was previously titled 'Hum Do Hamaara Ek' (we are two, we have one). It was delayed for many years and finally released recently. Starring Govinda, Mahima Chaudhary and Raveena Tandon in a 'double role' comedy, it is an ok time pass movie for a good laugh. Sandwich is about the situations that come up as a result of Govinda's marriage to two women who have identical sons. The twist occurs when an evil lookalike of Govinda tries to grab his business and property.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Wassily Kandinsky - Color and Shapes

Wassily Kandinsky - Simply Love His Works

"Color is the keyboard, the eyes are the hammer, the soul is the piano with the strings" Wassily Kandinsky

wassily kandinsky wassili wasilli wasilly kadinsky kandinski compositionsWassily Kandinsky - Composition 6, 1913

Wassily Kandinsky is another artist whose paintings I simply admire. He was born in Moscow, Russia on 4th December, 1866. Wassily Kandinsky started learning how to paint quite late - after he turned thirty. His early paintings involved Russian folk art and the use of bright colors on a black background. At the turn of the century, he painted landscapes and towns of which very few paintings remain today.

wassily kandinsky wassili wasilli wasilly kadinsky kandinski compositionsWassily Kandinsky - Yellow Red Blue, 1925

He later drew abstract geometric paintings which were not very popular at that time. He is most famous for his 10 compositions - a series of 10 abstract art paintings in vibrant colors and geometric shapes. A common theme of Wassily Kandinsky's first seven Compositions is Apocalypse or the end of the world. He also created paintings on biblical mythology like Noah's Ark and Jesus' resurrection.

wassily kandinsky wassili wasilli wasilly kadinsky kandinski compositionsWassily Kandinsky - Balancement

Wassily Kandinsky learnt to play the piano at an early age. He later became a professor of law and economics before going off to study painting. Later on Wassily Kandinsky started teaching classes for beginners and advanced students at the Bauhaus an innovative architecture and art school of his time. He later became an art theorist and was famous for his avant garde abstract paintings.

wassily kandinsky wassili wasilli wasilly kadinsky kandinski compositions Wassily Kandinsky - Composition 10, 1939 - His Last Painting

Wassily Kadinsky lived in different cities like Moscow, Odessa, Dorpat, Munich and France. He never stopped painting and died at the age of 78 in Neuilly-sur-Seine, France.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Cyberkitty's Birthday Interview

A Birthday Interview of Cyberkitty

Since I am the only journalist who knows the secret of Cyberkitty's identity and hideouts, it was real simple to get an 'exclusive' interview on the birthday she recently had. I travelled deep into the cyber jungles with only my desktop computer to protect me from the dangerous viruses and worms lurking in data cables and servers around the world. Very soon, I walked onto a site - and there was Cyberkitty, as usual, working away at her computer.

Me - Happy birthday, Cyberkitty ! Hope you will grant me this exclusive. Performance appraisals at office are due soon.
Cyberkitty - Sure thing, what's good for you is good for me !

Me - er....if I may ask....how old are you ?
Cyberkitty - Same age as you of course, now I know you won't have the guts to publish that !

Me - So, what are you planning to do today ?
Cyberkitty - blog...., eat a piece of cake and try not to smear cream on the keyboard.

Me - What do you see for yourself in the coming year ?
Cyberkitty - blog.... and earn two more dollars from Google Adsense. Of course, if I win a lottery, things will be much different.

Me - When are you getting married ?
Cyberkitty - Now you sound like my grandma, mom, dad, boss, all relatives and non cyber friends. Coz no matter how hard I try, I haven't found anybody (even an unsuitable match) ........these annoying journalists (throwing hands up in the air)

Me - Er...I....er just....ok, let me ask about your professional life. I have noticed you write a lot of controversial stuff in your blog, like posts on conspiracies etc.? Are you an attention seeker ?
Cyberkitty - I just write about the way things really work - the truth as I see it. Unlike you, I don't have to worry about channel ratings or the fact that a big boss may fire me for saying stuff that may hurt company policies, advertisers or top politicians with jack.

Me - What are your plans for the future ?
Cyberkitty - blog....blog..., thought I already answered that one. Pay attention and don't read out questions written in that overstuffed file of yours.

Me - Oh...ok, sorry...er...Are you a split personality like Jim Carrey in 'Me, Myself and Irene' ? You seem to lead a double life, you know ?
Cyberkitty - that trick of 'putting words in my mouth' to get an interesting 'bite' which you can run over and over again on promos, just won't work on me babe ! I know too much. In fact, ask yourself why I am talking to you ?

Me - oh...that would be another long interview ! You share your birthday with Rebecca Romijn, Ethan Hawke and Maria Shriver. Are you anything like them ?
Cyberkitty - Check out my post on the celebrity face recognition tool I did on my heritage.com. Make a wild guess.

Me - Let me ask an uncomfortable prodding question, if I may, how much money do you make ?
Cyberkitty - It's the same as you, of course, however if I spill the beans on the unbelievably low amount then you won't be able to successfully lie about it in your next job interview ! ha ha ha !

Me - A charming lady of few words.....(grinding teeth)
Cyberkitty - scowl......disarming smile
Me - Thankyou very much for joining us Cyberkitty. That's all we have time for. Coming up next is ...blahblah...stay tuned !

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Periwinkle flower - Sadabahar

Periwinkle Flower - aka Sadabahaar (hindi)

gardening periwinkle sadabahar flower perpet pearpet garden tips
My first memory of this pink flower (which I later found out was called the periwinkle) was at my Grandmas place near the beach. Every morning a worker would fill water from the well in a brass pot (matka) and water the sandy flower beds from which the periwinkles sprang up. I loved watching them nodding at the sun and dancing in the wind. Periwinkles grow perpetually all year through and are also available in shades of white and purple.

gardening periwinkle sadabahar flower perpet pearpet garden tipsThe technical name of this plant is Catharanthus pussilus which comes from the Greek word meaning ' pure flower'. Previously it was known by the botanical name of Vinca Rosea. It is also known as Madagascar periwinkle. Today, the leaves and roots of the periwinkle are used in the pharmaceutical industry and in ayurvedic medicines to treat different diseases like diabetes, hypertension and cancer.

gardening periwinkle sadabahar flower perpet pearpet garden tipsSadabahar or periwinkle is very easy to grow. Just pluck a branch from another plant and stick it in well drained soil. Soon roots will grow and the pink flowers will multiply. I picked a four inch branch one year ago from someone's garden and today I have a flowerbed overflowing with sadabahaar periwinkle flowers. Looks very pretty from the road too.

Another way to grow a periwinkle plant is to pick the little pods with seeds from the stem and plant them. Many folks think of them as a weed though and use weedicides to get rid of the plant. A very happy smiling kind of flower, I simply love to see the periwinkle grow sadabahaar (perpetually) in my garden.